We all go through an awkward stage, trapped somewhere between “got it all figured out” and “gave it all up”. We like to think we only go through it as kids, as teens trapped between childhood and adulthood, longing to…
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The Great Big Book Of Me
Call me Ishmael. It was a dark and stormy night. It was the best of times; it was the worst of times. Every good story needs a good opening line. Something that grabs you; that sets the tone; that establishes…
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Tagged with: aging, big book of me, childhood, humor, life story, middle age, puberty, young marriage
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Where Did This Old Man Ass Come From?
Where did this old man ass come from, and why is it following me around? I remember when I used to fill these pants out like freakin’ Barishnikov … well, not these pants, since these are the pants I bought…
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Farmer Tan
Why doesn’t my culture speak to me anymore? Why isn’t Madison Avenue interested in my dollars? They wanted my dollars once. Once I was young and beautiful, and advertisers fought to get my attention, because I fell in that magical…
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Tagged with: 7 eleven, 7-11, aging, che gueverra, farmer tan, humor, middle age, tan
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