I heard once that the Spam company was trying to get people to quit using the term ‘spam’ for unsolicited email. They gave up… ‘spam’ is just too universally accepted as a term for anything that you receive that you…
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Christmas Hair
The plastic Christmas tree is a vast improvement over the natural tree. [One], I didn’t have to kill it. And [B], I don’t have to deal with spiders crawling out of it in the middle of the night and eating…
Tagged with: balding, christmas, christmas tree, combover, holidays, humor, merry christmas, tannenbaum, tree, xmas
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Holidaze
Halloween is over. It’s almost Thanksgiving. Then Christmas. Then New Years. It is, as I like to say, the beginning of the end. This time of year is, in fact, a season that particularly pisses me off. It’s a series…
Tagged with: christmas, holidays, humor, love, new years, relationships, resolutions, thanksgiving, valentine's day
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Posted in spews
Too Much Truthiness
I figured out what I want in life. I’ve struggled a long time with this, and more than once I’ve thought I had it all figured out. Today, I’m proud to announce that I finally got it. And it’s not…
Tagged with: excess, humor, ice cream, lies, reality TV, too much of a good thing, truth, truthiness
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Llaves Sus Manos. Dick.
Common courtesy is an oxymoron. It’s bad enough that there are crazy old men with access to biological weapons. What I don’t need is my fellow citizens subjecting me to microscopic toxins just by being slobs. So I’m at the…
Tagged with: bacteria, bathroom, common courtesy, hand washing, humor, hygiene, mervyn's, washing
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